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PostSubject: on a flight, next to a jerk?   Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:39 pm
On a flight with a real jerk next to you? The Solution...
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face. http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

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PostSubject: Re: on a flight, next to a jerk?   Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:32 pm
wow. not sure what to say about that but thats funny. i would just fart and look at him funny. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: on a flight, next to a jerk?   Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:53 pm
oh man...that would definitely do it. affraid

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PostSubject: Re: on a flight, next to a jerk?   Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:35 pm
That was great!
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